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Thank you for taking the time to check me out today.  My mission is to make sure you keep coming.  Over and over and over.

I pride myself on being the very best there is to offer.   No matter what your needs might be,  I am here to help with the expertise and skills needed to make sure that you leave feeling…drained.  Satisfaction is setting the bar too low.  Expect more.

Everything in the world is about sex, except sex.  Sex is about power

Oscar Wilde